Are you becoming conscious? I don’t mean waking from a coma or a deep sleep – at least, not literally. I mean, are you becoming more aware of the ‘bigger picture’ of your reason, purpose and greater life lessons here on planet school?
Personal development, spiritual enlightenment, or whatever you want to call it, can sometimes call us a little too far into a ponderous state of mind. So to bring some light-heartedness to this serious business of becoming conscious, let’s follow in the noble footsteps of Jeff Foxworthy, and find some clues …
Serious Signs of Becoming Conscious
You might be becoming conscious if … you have a sudden urge to cross your legs, close your eyes, and start chanting ‘om’ in the middle of a business meeting.
You might be becoming conscious if … you can’t sit down in front of the TV until you’ve checked in with your spirit guides.
You might be becoming conscious if … you have the irresistible urge to start plastering that old chevy in the yard with stickers of rainbows and unicorns.
You might be becoming conscious if … your Super Bowl party menu consists of gluten-free granola, celery sticks, tofu pizza and herbal tea (organic, of course).
You might be becoming conscious if … you tell your kids they can’t go do their homework until they’ve pulled an Angel Card and meditated on its deeper message.
You might be becoming conscious if … you really would rather spend that extra five bucks on the organic version of the ‘death-by-chocolate’ cake with raspberry glaze and vanilla creme drizzle.
You might be becoming conscious if … you’ve missed the last 3 America Idol shows because your pile of personal development books keeps seducing you away (and getting bigger).
You might be becoming conscious if … your belly-button really does become more interesting than the boys at the bar.
You might be becoming conscious if … you have a sudden ‘aha!’ about Rosey Grier and needle point.
You might be becoming conscious if … Fox News triggers sudden burst of hysterical laughter followed by - as soon as you can catch your breath – hitting the ‘off’ button.
Your Turn!
What’s your funniest sign that you ain’t who you used to be? How do you know “you might be becoming conscious”? leave a comment and let us know.
